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Statues in the park...?
There was a park which contained two statues, one of a nude man and another of a nude woman, who had been positioned facing each other for a long time. One deserted night, after the park had closed, an angel came and waved a hand and instantly brought both statues to life.
The angel told them, "As a reward for enduring so many harsh winters and blazing summers, I've granted you exactly 30 minutes of life to do whatever you wish with each other. Enjoy!"
The couple immediately ran off behind some bushes, where some rustling, giggling, and odd movements ensued. The angel waited patiently while this was going on, and the couple returned 15 minutes later.
The angel said to them, "You still have 15 minutes of life left. Perhaps you would like to do it again?"
"Shall we?" the man asked.
"Oh yes, let's!" said the woman eagerly, "Only this time we'll change positions! I can hold the pigeon down and you can poop on its head!"
