What are your TOP 10 reasons you disliked Transformers 2:Revenge of the Fallen?

Top 10 Reasons I Did Not Enjoy Transformers 2:

Keep in mind,I did rather enjoy Part 1.It had a

mystique that was difficult to explain.

1. Too Long-

The Dark Knight was 2.5 hours of sheer "talent".

Transformers 2,on the other hand was 2.5 hours

of sheer "misery".There was so much happening

in this movie,that not even the 150 minute run time

was adequate to stuff everything into it. But,luckily

it didn't drag on any longer. Because,had it lasted

longer,I never would've been able to write this. For

you see my cerebellum would have dried up and

turned into a raisin.

2. "Mudflap & Skidz"

Oh geez,has Mike ever met a black person? I'm not even

black,and I was offended by these misrepresentations of

black people. Bay went on to say he apologized for how

people reacted to these robo-anthropomorphic characters.

But it was in no way his intention to lead people to conclude

that all black people are a bunch of talentless,jive talkin',

gold-toothed imbecils. Well Mike,you could've fooled me...

3.Megan Fox!

OMG!!!!! What the f***?! Seriously,what was the point of her

being in this film? I mean,other than eye candy;All she did every

5 minutes was yell ,"Saaaaammmmmm". Good grief,shut the f*** up!

Oh yeah,and exposed her boobs and assets every millisecond. You

know, I was 8 years old .And not once was I ever into seeing

uber sexxxy college coeds exposing themselves. What the hell are

we teaching kids these days?

4.Sam's Parents!

Um,hmmm-okay, How can I put this delicately? I f*****g loathe this kids'

parents.Especially his mom.Jesus H Christ,for the love of GOD-how did this

dingbat get pass security? Pot- Brownies? Really?? This woman is a TERRIBLE

actor.TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5.Sam's Dog.

SIGH-Why...why?? Why was this dog in the movie? Seriously,what purpose did it

serve? Please fill me in.

6. John Turturro.

I am so sick of this shmuck! Wasn't this guy in "Rounders"? And wasn't Rounders

a good movie? What the f*** happened? Granted,I suppose he did his best with

what was given to him.I have long heard the phrase,"when life gives you lemons,

make lemonade..." but he was given rotten lemons! His character, in both films was

reprehensible.--------------At best!

7. Unnecessary Romantic-Sappiness.

Okay,let me get this straight.You're on the run from evil sadistic alien robots bent on

global destruction,the governments of the world,and you still find time to lament over

your reconciliation with your girlfriend? Dude,reasess your priorities!

8. Bathroom humor.

Farting robots? Robots humping legs? Dogs humping dogs? Enormous wrecking-ball

scrotums? Really? Is this really necessary or entertaining? Boy-we are seriously f****d

as a society;aren't we?

9. Confusing Strengths.

Okay,in the first installment,we had the Autobots pretty much getting their asses handed

to them by the Decepticons.Yet in Part 2, the Autobots have become inconceivibly stronger

and faster. It was only a couple years that went by.Also,why was Bumble Bee unable to talk?

He did in Part 1.{At the very end}-When did the bad guys start using Human-esque cyborgs

to infiltrate the colleges where potential targets of importance might be at?

10. SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I saved the best for last. Soundwave had always been my favorite transformer as a kid.

He was awesome. His role in Part 2 was paramount.But he only had a few bit parts in the 2nd

movie.Why?

All I have to say is, Part 3 "better NOT suck"! I'll be royally pissed!