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What would happen if you return grope a TSA agent?

Since they are allowed to feel you up, what would happen if you returned the favor and gave them a squeeze to the balls or breasts?

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  • 10 years ago
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    You would be charged with assaulting a federal officer and then face a fine, imprisonment of up to 8 years or both.

    http://definitions.uslegal.com/a/assaulting-a-fede...

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    You'd get tackled and probably tazed but you'd probably get a round of applause too... haha.

    It's freaking ridiculous, TSA is federal, federal can't search without probable cause or a warrant. It's the damn 4th Amendment.

  • 10 years ago

    Assaulting a federal employee, interfering with a federal employee, public lewdness, a few other charged that would practically guarantee you miss your flight ... and have some time in jail to think about how foolish you were.

    I would not suggest it.

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