What is your favorite movie quote?

"Do what you love and f! the rest"

"I can lose weight but you'll always be an a!hole"

Or, alternatively,

"Ooh he's got an arm off!"

"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

Tied with:

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos...and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair."

Now, my favorite YOUTUBE "movie" quote is:

"There are three kinds of people in this world. The optimistic that find the glass half full and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think that someone's drinking out of their glass."

"Which one are you?"

"I'm the one that knocks the glass over."

''Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in''.

"I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Anchorman

"Yup. She was a ho. [Pause] For sho." - 40 Year Old Virgin

First you gotta get the money, then when you get the money, you get the power, then when you get the power, then you get the woman - Scarface

"This woman needs to go the hospital"

"What is it?"

"Oh its a big building full of sick people, but that's not the point"

"id rather do nothing and be happy then do something i know i dont love" ~what happens in vegas

Its not illegal, like masturbating on an airplane, its just frowned upon

-hangover lmao

http://youtu.be/YwTGGHaCHAE

"h20...gatorade...h2o....gatorade..h2o" - waterboy

is one of them