Do you put the bible in the fiction section at the library?

There's no torture porn section?

Have you never actually set foot in a library? Religion and mythology are in the non-fiction section, which means ALL books on religion and mythology, unless they're actually novels or short stories on the theme. So, the Bible, and the Koran, and the Egyptian Book of the Dead, and the Bagavad Gita, etc etc, are ALL in non-fiction. As are books on Greek, Roman and Norse mythology. As is the Odyssey.

Poetry is in the non-fiction section, even if the poems are making events up. Certainly, poems which contain things that are not literally true are still placed in non-fiction.

It's kind of cute when a 10-year-old makes a joke about moving a book to the fiction section. It's just weird when a supposedly intelligent adult still thinks the world works like that.

I put it in the mysteries section since its such a mystery why people can actually think its the work of some sky daddy!

There are tons in the kids section. Great stories.

No, who needs library with internet.

Have you intoxicated yourself with heavy dose of skepticism? - now this is in the Bible you should read:

You have no logical alternative but to accept that Jesus is God:

“I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.” That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic-on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg-or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God; or else a madman or something worse.

You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon; or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God. “

For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form,

Col 2:9 (NIV)

Now is Jesus a fiction figure?

Yes!

yeah

It would be more accurate to be filed there.

I stick it on the toilet paper roll in the bathroom.

Bathroom section...... backup toilet paper.