I smelled a mobile phone at the dinner table because i'm sexy and I do what I want?

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That ones actually my sisters. Mine is I yelled at a football player on your car because Big Bird said to. 

Whats yours?

Pick the month you were born: 
> January——- I kicked 
> February—— I loved 
> March——– I karate chopped 
> April———- I licked 
> May———- I jumped on 
> June———- I smelled 
> July———– I did the Macarena With 
> August——– I had lunch with 
> September—- I danced with 
> October——- I sang to 
> November—– I yelled at 
> December—– I ran over 

Pick the day (number) you were born on: 
> 1——- a birdbath 
> 2——- a monster 
> 3——- a phone 
> 4——- a fork 
> 5——- a snowman 
> 6——- a gangster 
> 7——- my mobile phone 
> 8——- my dog 
> 9——- my best friends 
> 10——- my neighbor 
> 11——- my science teacher 
> 12——- a banana 
> 13——- a fireman 
> 14——- a stuffed animal 
> 15——- a goat 
> 16——- a pickle 
> 17——- your mom 
> 18——- a spoon 
> 19——- a smurf 
> 20——- a baseball bat 
> 21——- an assassin 
> 22——- Bruce Lee 
> 23——- a noodle 
> 24——- a squirrel 
> 25——- a football player 
> 26——- my sister 
> 27——- my brother 
> 28——- an iPod 
> 29——- a surfer 
> 30——- a homeless guy 
> 31——- a camel 

Pick the last number of the year you were born: 
> 1——— In my car 
> 2 ——— On your car 
> 3 ———– In a hole 
> 4 ———– Under your bed 
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle 
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill 
> 7 ——— in an elevator 
> 8———- at the dinner table 
> 9 ——– In line at the bank 
> 0 ——– in your bathroom 

Pick the color shirt you are wearing: 
> White——— because I am cool like that 
> Black——— because that’s how I roll 
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy 
> Red———– because the voices told me to 
> Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want 
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help 
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME! 
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to 
> Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000 
> Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid 
> Brown——— because I can 
> Other———- because I’m an assassin! 
> None———- because I can’t control myself!

? · Accepted Answer

I karate chopped a squirrel in an elevator because Big Bird said to. xD

I found another one of these things, here is the link:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=186755651370345&set=t.100000899066602&type=1&theater

? · Answer

I yelled at a birdbath in my automobile because of the fact i'm cool as like that. lol it sounds extraordinary and humorous, my delivery date is first november 1991 and that i'm donning black and white shirt with purple stripes on it.

♫Bliss♫ · Answer

I sang to Fancy Squirrel riding a motorcycle because my family thinks I'm stupid.
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♥ neionix ♥ · Answer

I loved a squirrel at the dinner table because I’m sexy and I do what I want

x_CrimsonKiller_x · Answer

I ran over a goat in a hole because I can't control myself

Anonymous · Answer

I sang to a snowman at the dinnertable because i'm an assassin!

Jonny · Answer

i sang to an assassin in a hole because the voices told me to!

Thats Awesome!

? · Answer

I yelled at my brother sliding down a hill because I'm an assassin. Dammit! My secret's out...

Fancy Squirrel · Answer

I had lunch with, a smurf, at the dinner table, because im cool like that.

That is so true.

Anonymous · Answer

I licked my science teacher at the dinner table because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

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I smelled a mobile phone at the dinner table because i'm sexy and I do what I want?

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