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Is Heaven covered in God's beard?
Hear me out. So humans are supposed to be created in God's image. Now, maybe you say that doesn't mean his physical image, but please don't just resort to that. Come up with something more creative. So God should be able to grow beards, right? Now, it is a sin to cut the side of your beard (look at Orthodox Jews for example). God cannot sin. So God cannot cut the sides of His beards.
Now God has been growing facial hair for all of eternity, right? So there is an infinite amount of hair in heaven. How can there be any room left for angels or humans?
4 Answers
- Anonymous10 years agoFavorite Answer
Silly boy. God hasn't let a angel, human, animal, or bacteria cell into heaven since Jesus to make more room for his beard.
- Lapiz Dominoes.Lv 710 years ago
I a agnostic, yet recall God or Jesus` promise to each human, `Every hair upon your head is counted (accounted for, cherished) by the Angels.
You might Wikipedia it to trace the biblical reference / s an reflect upon how this may or may not, relate.
I recall i understood it fully when I was an innocent (my family were ferociously anti-religion. one a vahement atheist !(?).
- OakLv 510 years ago
That's why we have earthquakes and tsunamis. God's pubes are falling from the heavens.
