Can I sew my wife? I told her I wanted a blackberry for my birthday and she gave a a real blackberry. The?

You could sew her mouth shut and her hands together if you so choose...the thought of you not getting a blackberry this year and last year is quit shameful on her part...come on now--it's the least she could of done......."I dink da nabor might fend her mor ussfell--sent hear ofter hess hose..lol"

Oh--BTW--no you can not sue her--eat the friggin blackberries--there good for ya...lol

Sew her?!?! Like they did in the movie "Human Centipede"? That's a bit extreme for a birthday prank. If you sewed her and got caught you would go to jail, AND not get a blackberry

You can sew anything you like. Can you sew trousers? Can you sew other garments? go ahead and sew, make all your own clothes.

Your wife needs to get a husband with charm and a sense of humor. Tell her there's still time!

Sewing your wife would be practicing medicine without a license.

If you sue (legal term), you have two problems:

1. She is not legally required to get you ANYTHING for your birthday.

2. You can't PROVE she actually knew you meant an electronic device.

Assuming you're talking about suing your wife, i.e. filing a lawsuit against her, and not actually stitching her: If you really have that attitude toward your wife, you had no business marrying her in the first place. You sound like the kind of person who has absolutely NO business being in a relationship whatsoever.

Did she realize she was marrying someone so shallow?

1.) "sew" is pronounced the same as "so" and means to fasten pieces of cloth together with a needle and thread.

2.) "Sue" means to take someone to court when they have wronged you somehow.

You can SUE anyone for anything, but you would not win anything in that case.

Buy yourself a phone if you want to.

Can you sew your wife?

Let me guess. She's inflatable and you accidently put a hole in her and the air is getting out.

Try a vinyl patch. That would probably work better...

Those inflatable wives don't last long anyway. It may be cheaper to just get a new one.

But blackberries (as in the fruit) are awesome tasty!

Yes, but she will counter-sue you for not being specific enough and she will win the case because of this.

Hah no I don't think you can sew your wife