hoovarted

OK, it's like this.

Someone told me the other day that a particular man was greedy because he had a lot of money yet the person that told me this was in college studying for a second PHD.

I asked him to explain why a person with a lot of money was greedy but someone with two doctorate degrees was not.

He had no answer.

How about a musician that has a lot of musical instruments?

Is he greedy?

How many instruments can a person play?

And please.... Don't tell me a wealthy man is greedy because he didn't earn the money. That's a silly answer and a cop out.

Consider, for this question, that a wealthy man has earned everything he has the same as a person going to college has earning every degree and a musician has learned to play many different musical instruments.

Are all of these people greedy or just the man with money?

What is the possibility that frequent and uncontrolled flatulence is a direct response and/or manifested as a type of ambivalence stemming from unfettered cultural diversity?

How does one know if the wind beneath one's wings has been broken?

What does one say to the person that breaks the wind beneath your wings?

I use the formula:

=mode (A1:A45)

for the most common number of a column and

=mode (A1:E45)

for the most common number on a page.

But how do I resolve the top 5 numbers of a particular page.

What formula do I use to get the top 5 numbers or must I use 5 separate formulas and 5 separate cells?

To Greg G:

(If you are reading this somehow the system deleted my other question about this)

I use the formula:

=mode (A1:A45)

for the most common number of a column and

=mode (A1:E45)

for the most common number on a page.

But how do I resolve the top 5 numbers of a particular page.

Must I have to use 5 separate formulas and 5 separate cells?

Two pages of values and I need to find the top 5 most common.

What formula would I use to find a common number within multiple cells of a large Excel® spreadsheet?

What formula do I use to find a common number within multiple cells of a large Excel® spreadsheet?

When Bronco Bama said:

”We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith,

which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better,

including my own country”

what is, do you believe, he meant?

OK.... Here I am. I just purchased an XBOX 360 and the latest Call of Duty. This is the first time I've played COD and I'm just playing the single player campaign mode and not on line yet.

I'm in Africa in Act 1 and I'm almost near the end but I'm stopped dead in my tracks... WTF?

I'm following my team through a heavy mortar barrage and trying to get across this tin roof and keep falling through the roof. There is no other way to run and when I fall and hit the ground none of my weapons work and I get hacked to death by a guy standing over me with a machete.

OK.... I've been stuck here for three days in this one part and I can't figure it out.

A little help?

A lot of my friends seem to be enamored with "cold ones" and are constantly asking me to go with them and get a "cold one"

What is wrong with a "hot one" every now and then?

Have we completely forgotten about them?

And what about the "warm ones"?

Why do we ignore them?

Are we that really that narrow where we can't get go out a get a "warm one" every now and then?

Think about the possible opportunity you are missing tonight when you and your friends are sharing a "cold one"!

1. 911 was an inside job.

2. chem trails.

3. Lizard people.

4. Space aliens.

5. Secret government prison facilities being built.

6. Secret government tracking devices.

7. The Pope of Rome secretly running this country.

I may have missed a few because they're hard to keep up with.

But what's the #1?

If Ron Paul were elected President would tin foil hats become the rage in this country?

Do you think that a lot of the people that spend time in political discussions on the internet could get a lot more done at work if they would turn the computer off and spend more time doing their job?

I saw this really cool tattoo the other day at an arts festival and was wondering if I should get it. It's a large one and expensive so I wanted to ask before I got it. It's a mural of the Golden Girls from the old TV show and it says,

"Thank You for being a Friend"

across the top.

I'm thinking about having it put on my back.

What do you think?

I usually end up with dozens of extra jalapeno peppers every year from my garden and I want to know how to pickle them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqD-nMpsYAY

Has anyone else noticed how excited the crowds get when they watch Obama and his master debating skills?

Are there any other master debaters you would like to see on stage with Obama while they master debated each other?

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