leaving him notes....what should I say?

'I love the way your eyes sparkle!'

'Your kisses are so passionate! ;)'

'I want to rip of your head, and **** down your throat!'

'I love the way you hold me in your arms'

'I love how your penis bulges against me when we're making out'

'You're much better looking than the hooker I hired last weekend'

You should leave him notes about things that you are too afraid to tell him in person. For example, "I have the weirdest ***** right now" or "I've always wanted to have wizard themed foreplay so that when the time comes I can say,'It's leviOsa no levioSAH' and a certain thing will rise into the air..." stuff like that :)

Go to an animal shelter and find a dog that looks extremely similar to his, and switch it with his dog. Take your boyfriend's dog and have it shipped to my home country of South Korea, where it will invariably be eaten. Eventually he will figure out that his dog is gone, and ask you about it. When he does, respond "Unlike your dog, my love for you will never be eaten by South Koreans".

I love cutting off parts of my hair or leaving behind my used underwear in only places he would find it ;) My boyfriend feels really special when i entrust myself to him in that way.

Say, "Omg your dog is so cute! :D"

Leave him a picture of you & his dog

Leave him some chocolate or candy or something

Idk just be funny ;D

Take pictures of you doing cute things with his dog (like sharing a bone, going for a walk, etc.). Then make a scrapbook of the pictures. Idk, it'll show you care.