Life's contemplation in the bedroom?

When I woke up this morning, I was contemplating what my life was about. I found the answer was all over my bedroom.

The fan said, "Be Cool."

The roof said, "Aim high."

The window said, "See the world!"

The clock said, "Every minute is precious."

The mirror said, "Reflect before you act."

The door said, "Push hard to meet your goals."

The floor said, "Kneel down and pray."

And then my morning wood said, "Screw it all."