Cute notes for my boyfriend?

Since you have just told him you love him, tease his jealously a little with a note like this: "Just like when Zeus came to Leda as a swan, so has your dog come to me. Do not blame your dog, for it was no more than a tool of Zeus' will. I leave you this note in your room so that you might know that your bed is now technically a holy shrine."

I can't suggest leaving notes, but here is what you should do: find any open food containers and add a little bit of bodily fluid and put them back. Then hide a note where he won't find it for a very long time that says: "a little bit of me is inside of you" and sign it with some earwax.

Hi, Normal Guy here again! I noticed you reposted your question, so I came up with more ideas!! :)))

'I'm really happy we're together'

'I like your cooking!' (if you've ever had his cooking ;) )

'I'm pregnant, and its yours!' (How happy would he be?! :D )

'I killed a man, for cocaine and sex'

'I love the way you hold me'

'I want you to Willy my Wonka ;)'

Hope this helps!!! :DDD

.Save the last sticky note,"thooght you'd eventually get here".Stick this one on your brow