Sin unveils the mysteries of a woman's purse.....c/c?

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In the deep crevices of my familiar
 I find solace and hope
 I am brave and can conquer 
all manner of disparity and I am 
unscathed by humanity's refusal to 
grant me my crown 
That uncivilized beast called male
 scoffs at my familiar, 
my sagging and bottomless third breast that 
hangs from my chest like a 
shield against Poison arrows 
I bear this ridicule in silence, 
for I, and I alone, 
know the true purpose and importance of 
the contents therein...I have 
a pencil for speaking my mind 
and an eraser that lends me the 
strength to apologize if I 
spoke out of line. I have 
a compass for those times I feel 
lost and so alone and I feel I will 
surely never find my way again. There is
 my son's Captain Nero magnifying glass 
for when I, or another, need to 
clarify something. Emery boards to help me 
file away the important things in life as well as 
the trivial,several flashlights in a 
variety of shapes and sizes because God knows 
I'm trying to see the light, enough 
makeup to make sure my family are as 
equally fooled by this painted on smile and 
confidence as a stranger would be, and
the list goes on. The most important tool though 
in my arsenal of power is the 
extra space one can always find in it. 
There is always room for one more, 
no matter what it is or 
to whom it belongs. I have room 
in my familiar and will carry the additional weight 
as though it were nonexistent, if only to lighten another's load 
So laugh if you wish when I refuse to 
leave the house without my purse, but remember..
in it is a phone booth and aSupermann cape in size 6

? · Accepted Answer

I'm laughing,not scoffing and I am female. Poem hilariously funny as hell for me,one who hates purses and has never owned one.In lieu of flashlights that no longer work,I once suggested to a purse Manufacturer that they should install lights along the top that go on when you open one.I wonder if yours ,indeed,has mice yet!

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a woman of poser is superb, in case you're up for the project. this is like peeling an onion, layer after layer is slowly printed, many times at her p.c.. which will force some men loopy. shop your eye on the purpose and proceed.

5 ft 7 Texas Heaven · Answer

I so enjoyed this in the truth of it, the brevity, and the misunderstandin of it by the other gender.

"I got enough in here to keep me a week, or more if rationed. can ya say that about that jingle in yer front pocket, guy?"

I too have downsized the heft of my third breast, but loved that inclusion.

Always a joy to see you Sin.

neonman · Answer

Fun read and truthful in a humorous way. Fashion does curse you with the bag and it seems the bigger it is, it is never big enough (watching my wife, not personal experience)!  Even those years when I toted a briefcase, I had the same problem. Now tell me again how much make-up a woman needs to tote to go to the grocery store? lol

? · Answer

'.I have
a pencil for speaking my mind
and an eraser that lends me the
strength to apologize if I
spoke out of line. '

Love it. So 'signature Sin' I had forgotten how much I miss these.

Yesu Ben · Answer

Ah, now I understand why my wife's gotta carry that big shoulder sack each time...I'm glad that you're still here. Couldn't you come more often?

? · Answer

I Love it!!


nice to see you Sin
just don't tell why women go to the W.C. in groups...k?
ahahahaaa

Anonymous · Answer

ah quirky enough to call out to me...
I have downsized mine
perhaps to make it more in line
with the size of my bosom
shrinking daily 
size 2

Anonymous · Answer

All I could think is how that must make my wallet my third butt cheek?

Oo

Semp-listic! · Answer

Sin, as always, you are above and beyond in your skill....

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