How much wood could your crush crush?

Many have tried, none have ever crushed my wood!

Although there was this one time in Groton Ct back in the 80s... it was close.

He would crush all the wood that a crush could if my crush could crush wood.

My crush could crush as much wood as my crush could crush if my crush could crush wood.

Oh no, no, no. You can soak the wood. You can stroke the wood. You can laminate the wood. You can varnish the wood. You can stain the wood. You can even wax the wood. You can gently sand the wood. But never, ever crush the wood. What a shame!

*Edit* And for God's sake, don't forget to buff the wood!

my crush has too much wood to be crushed. You need a saw for that much wood.

I've got 9 inches of wood to be crushed - who wants to have a go at it

*** Ladies only****

He would crush all the wood in the world cause he strong asl

If your wood crush could crush wood...

a lot. His wood is fantastic.

100

NEVER crush the wood!!

There are far more fun ways to take care of it!