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would someone who is a regular here, please explain what SPF is?

i don't spend much time here and am curious.

Update:

thank you for clearing up the mystery.

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  • 10 years ago

    Its like this Indeed,

    The tradition of SPF (self pleasure friday) was in response to the need for the regular M&D types

    to receive their SC adjustment before the weekend.

    As is well documented, men suffer greatly from a condition known as HSC or High Sperm Count and the ladies suffer even more greatly from LSC (low sperm count, of course).

    It is a delicate balance maintaining just the right amount of SC.

    A serious imbalance can lead to many arguments and marital strife which is exacerbated by the problem that an imbalance reduces the likely hood of remediation.

    So in an effort to get the balance in proper order the sage advice of YA led us to agree the best way to bring about a balance would be to exercise SP before going home for the weekend.

    The end result is that the Guys have become even greater friends with their female contacts who provide SP material and the Ladies receive the lustful encouragement that so often leads to their SP.

    We understand that in the case of women that it sort of a placebo effect exercising SP as no real SC is actually injected either by suppository, orally ingested or applied as lotion but the effects are still very therapeutic.

    How this relates to your situation is this.

    If you have a partner available to get your SC adjusted that would always be the preferred method.

    As previously pointed out there are numerous ways for a woman to receive SC and often a quick application in a closet at work will do.

    Less that ability though SP is a good alternative.

    The clinical data regarding this procedure is not yet complete but early results indicate that M&D regulars and even the part timers have seen significant positive results in marital relations over the weekend having the SC adjustment first. It seems to simply remove the guesswork and stress associated from needing treatment.

    I hope this helps.

    As always take a big dose of SC and don't call my wife.

    Source(s): not a real doctor
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    It's sort of like cuckold Tuesday

    Just one of the traditions 'round here

  • ?
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    Just to clarify on Happy's response... You can have sex, but you still need to take care of yourself.

  • 10 years ago

    EWW!.....now I know! I was also looking at a question that said that and was totally confused. The idea of me masturbating would make my husband upset. lol. So guess Im out this game :)

  • 10 years ago

    ???? Do you mean what's in sunscreen?

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