What NFL team Does Gen. Kaddafy root for?

You don't know?!! He told me he roots for the Cardinals because they play in the desert! He didn't call them cardinals though, he kept calling them the phoenixes! I told him there wasn't a team in Phoenix, but he said there was! So after waterboarding his dumb ***, he finally said the team from the desert that wears the red bird on their turbans! So after some more waterboarding ( Cheney was doing it not me!) i got him to tell me that they are the Arizona Cardinals, they wear helmets and not turbans, that he meant the mythological phoenix as a reference, and that Cheney's pacemaker battery actually came from a toyota prius! So i'm letting Kaddafy go, we're gonna dunk Cheney in some water to see if it's true ( prius batteries suck when they get wet!) , and i'll give you the results after the Raiders game tonite!