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A guy lived in a fish... a guy saved the world with a big boat... Giants, Monsters...?

Talking snakes, Talking bushes....

Why is it that the only thing in the bible that even sounds remotely possible is that there was once a guy who walked around telling people to be nicer to one another, so the church elders turned him in to the state to be nailed to a post?

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  • 10 years ago
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    Well there's also the David and Gol...nevermind...point taken.

  • 10 years ago

    God can make children out of stones.

    Luke 3:8 Bring forth therefore fruits worthy of repentance, and begin not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, That God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.

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    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Please, if you're going to mock us, at least read from Revelations, that has all the cool hard to swallow stuff in it, like the 200 million lion headed snake tailed fire breathing horses.

    Source(s): Christian.
  • 10 years ago

    With God all things are possible.

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  • 10 years ago

    At least we don't believe in monkey-men.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    troll harder

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