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What is the funniest thing you ever heard one of your teachers say?
The weather turned cold here (burb of Detroit) and it reminded me of a Physics professor I had in the 70's who said that mini skirts were responsible for a generation of fat-legged women because they didn't keep the legs warm, causing the body to resort to fat for insulation of the legs! bwahaha! Funniest thing I ever heard! How about you???
Hey, Soul Sistah-! I almost said metro-Detroit, but people from outside the Detroit metro area always think that is a funny way to word things (even though its the correct way, ay?) [I've actually been asked if I've ever seen a murder when I've told people I was from Detroit, so now I am careful to add extra words like 'metro' or 'burb'!]
Oh! This made me think of another one! I had a social studies teacher who told us he earned the money for his wife's wedding ring shovelling manure (but he instructed us not to ever tell her). And he said he felt sorry for the Germans because when they try to romance a girl and they hold her in their arms (he pantomined) and say "Ich Liebe Dich" [I love you, in German] that causes them to spit all over her, which is a big turn off! (The 'ch" is kindof a spit sound). Glad I'm not German!!! ;o)
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- Anonymous10 years agoFavorite Answer
One time our teacher told us, "Save water, shower with a friend.."
- ?Lv 410 years ago
I live in the burbs of Detroit too. Well, more like the Detroit metropolitan area, near the Flint area. I heard one of my teachers kept on saying minus five citizenship to us whenever we got disrespected her or other students. I hated her. We always mocked her with that. You would have to hear her say it over and over again for you to truly understand it. It was so funny. We made so many hate pages of her on Facebook. Ahhhh, memories.
- 10 years ago
It was probably when my English teacher was telling the class about how fancy restaurants usually cost a lot, and why they only give you a small amount of what you ordered. She said, "So, I got the check. I took one look at it and said, 'This is a lot, may I please wash the dishes?'", and I just cracked up.
- Anonymous10 years ago
Okay, so they're was some annoying kid in music class who was chewing gum, and the teacher said that she was grossed out by his mouth moving while he was chewing gum, so she said "Antoine, spit out that gum now or I'm going to barf all over you, and your desk!"
Lol!
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- 10 years ago
My English teacher in high school talked about how he thought Jessica Alba was "foxy" and he would openly talk about his sex life about his fiance in class
Trust me cant get funnier than this
- MichaelLv 410 years ago
"pot should be legal"
2 days before "No i dont smoke"
1st day of school he walks in with like 4 bags of cheetos, trail mix, and some candy bars
