Things to do in spain?

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Where are you from that you are taking a stop in Kuala Lumpur?

Australia? And, of a three-week holiday, you have, what? a full day travel (you'll be like a wet dishrag when you arrive, and completely jet lagged!) So, you can figure about a day in bed the first day there! Then, a full-day travel back, and two days in Kuala Lumpur...so...you've already taken up about a week! A week in Madrid, and then you want to go to France and Italy, too? Do you think Europe is an amusement park? And you can just spend a day or two on each ride? it's not that small.

If you have less than three weeks for Spain, spend it all in Spain. Spend a week in Barcelona, and the rest of your time in Sevilla/Granada.

What to do in Madrid? Your boyfriend's family can't tell you what to do/see there?

Don't miss the Prado, the Palacio Real, the Retiro park. Enjoy the food, take a little time to do so.

Barcelona: Sagrada Familia, Casa Milá, Ramblas, Barrí Gotic, shopping, beach (how much time you want to spend there depends on you, your likes, and the time of year) Parc Güell, Boquería, Jazz clubs, other music clubs, the Palau Musica, multiple art museums. Take your pick!

Granada is easy: Spend at least half a day in the Alhambra, then go to the Cathedral, or wander around town, walk or take the bus up to the Mirador de San Nicolás, and then walk down, have tea at one of the Moroccan tea houses. Go to a flamenco show in the Gypsy quarter.

Sevilla: Cathedral, climb the tower, Alcázar, Parque María Luisa, wander around and get lost in the Barrio Santa Cruz. Casa de Pilatos, wander around the rest of the center of town.

When I am in Madrid,

I go out to eat. Tapas!

Museums and art galleries.

Sunday in the Retiro Park

Visit Segoia. (Or Toledo or Avila if you prefer)

The Rastro.

Pubs in Arco de los Cuchilleros (sp?)

It is cold and may snow in December. Wrap up well! There is no bullfighting or football.

See my fav guide:

http://www.timeout.com/madrid/

If I had money. The Brunch at the Ritz. Llhardy

(more likely el Museo del Jamon with other tourists!).

Then there is the best of Spanish theatre, and concerts from Classical to pop.

Do not miss the Christmas Market in the Plaza Real.

ps el escorial.

There are lots of things to do in Madrid!

Strip naked!

Drink until you puke!

Defecate in a lake!

Defecate in the streets!

Defecate on an important landmark!

Defecate on a Spanish citizen!

Defecate until the cops come for you!

Defecate on a cop car!

Defecate in your jail cell!

Defecate on your jail mates!

Defecate in the jail hospital!

And finally...defecate in the electric chair!

Madrid is known world-round for its beautiful attractions and defecating tourists! So why don't you join us at:

www.tourismspain.com/defecate

You defecate because you care!