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How do I write a funny speech for student council?

I'm running against this popular kid. He is also really funny. I know that some people are gonna vote for me but can I do anything that gives me good chances to help me win. Please help me I have no idea what to do. My name has no good catch phases because my name is Kevin . This girl in my class her name is Lili. So she does don't be silly vote for Lili .WHAT SHOULD I DO THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 BOY AND 1 GIRL! HELP ME PLEASE!

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    your are lost buddy

  • andie
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Dont have any stable jokes for you, yet I even have one tip. As you assert, the funniest speeches many times win. yet possibly a different unique, truthful speech will do the trick too. Make your speech from the coronary heart. If everybody else has a humorous speech, its stable to be distinctive. you will stand out in case you selection from the norm. =) stable success, cheers

  • 10 years ago

    hahahahahahaahah u r so funny

    :|

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