Being harassed by neighbors, what do i do?

Sadly, I don't think there's much you can do. :( People can be ridiculous, and they sound like the sort that will keep pushing your buttons. I'd just keep your head up, be civil towards them, and hope they grow up and back off.

There is nothing bullies hate more than when you're not responsive to their abuse. zkill them with kindness. Apologize for anything you might've done to upset her and say that it honestly wasn't your intention to do so. Tell her you hope to be civil with her and end your feud. If this doesn't work, be the sweetest person you know. When she trash talks you, act like you don't know who she's talking about and join in on that banter as though it were some delicious gossip she let you in on. Gain all the other neighbors with your friendship the same way so she has no one to go to and she just looks like a bitter witch and people won't want to talk to her about you because you're they're friend. Invite her over, make her muffins and such. If this doesn't work, I'm afraid you'll have to get nasty too. Do simple things that would irritate her but she has no way to prove it was you. Smirk and add apologetically "oh what a shame" Unfortunately then you'll have years of neighborly feuds and neither one of you will give in. Kindness is that was to go, I wouldn't even start being nasty because it's not good for either of you. Just keep being nice to her, it usually would just soften her up, even if it doesn't it's better than making a bitter witch of yourself. You don't have to admit you're sorry for what you did, just say you're sorry it upset you and you didn't mean it. She'll think it's submission and you'll know it's not

The next time you shout at by a neighbor - shout back.

or

Put on a show : walk up to them and ask (calmly) why are they yelling ("play dumb"), stare them right in the eyes when doing so (keep saying to yourself the more you stay calm, the more freaked out they would be, so you will have better motivation).

or

Why not living up to the expectations? "look them up" in the smallest details. Not necessarily call the cops all the time, but people tend to shut up when you start file civil suits against them.

Video tape them acting the fool and use the footage to get a restraining order. You will need to have multiple flagrant examples over a period of time to prove they are really harassing you. If you manage to get a restraining order and you film them breaking the order they will go to jail.

Don't let anybody push you around. Take their words with a grain of salt. Trust me, they aren't worth a second of your time. And you certainly shouldn't move because of them.

Move.

Time to move do it ..