So.........I've been dating this @sshole named Rick......?

LOL! Ancestral gods, YES!

The fact that you're considering dumping him means that there's enough of a problem with the relationship that you should break it off. Calling him an @$$hole obviously means you strongly dislike him, and disliking your boyfriend isn't exactly a promise of happiness. Pointing out that he's a closet case indicates that you're just plain frustrated with him; have you tried getting him to come out, being patient? I think the micro-penis thing was just a flaw you observed to further "prove" that you should dump him and you're asking our opinions because you want more justification for leaving him.

LMAO - wow - he sounds like a dream date.

Why would you even consider dumping that?

Lets get together and talk - I am happy to lend a shoulder or whatever body part you need to move on.

EDIT Ohhh - THAT Rick - I thought he was an overweight 40 year old straight guy with pizza stains on his wife beater and just asked question while his lesbian porn was downloading - I didn't realise you 2 were serious.

That is up to you. If you do not think the relationship will last then leave him. Just tell him you do not see a fit in the relationship and it is just best if you guys end it. But if you think he can change then be there for him and give him another shot. The choice to stay or leave is upon you I just think you need to do what feels right to you. Good luck man.

Annoying would kill it for me right there. Closeted? Pssh. I'm brave enough to be out, he should be too. Micro penis? 0.o -pats you- you poor, poor man. I'm sorry you aint getting it laid down right.

Conclusion: Obviously if you find him annoying then you don't like him very much ergo you should kick him to the curb. See ya, Rick!

Yes there is no excuse for micro-penis dump and mock him.

Micro penis? Nah, get rid....closet case, definitely get rid....sounds like a bit of a dick who needs to go (no pun intended) ;-)

Well, if he's an Azshole, then he's got to go :)

The closet situation can be fixed, though.

Sounds like you might have found true love.

Why are you dating him? If you're not happy, stop.