Geometry Puns (Best Answer whoever gets most right!) :)?

1) How did the hippie describe the coplanar noninterescting lines to his grandma?

2) What do we call poetry written by a prisoner?

3)How did the lisper who liked his steak rare tell his wife how to cook his steak?

4)Joe Wilson built a small fenced in area in his back yard for his 17 cats. When his friend Dick Uler asked what he called it,Joe said,"It's a ________"re

5)Two photoggraphers were taking pictures of wild birds. One said Oh there's a beauty Where said the other on?look right there said the first as the pointed. _________ the leaves in that tree?

6)What do we call an extremist?

7)What did the student say about the teacher who was always impartial?

Possible Answers

Perpendicular

Parallelogram

Theorem

Hemisphere

Converse

Pyramid

Radical