Meghan

1) How did the hippie describe the coplanar noninterescting lines to his grandma?

2) What do we call poetry written by a prisoner?

3)How did the lisper who liked his steak rare tell his wife how to cook his steak?

4)Joe Wilson built a small fenced in area in his back yard for his 17 cats. When his friend Dick Uler asked what he called it,Joe said,"It's a ________"re

5)Two photoggraphers were taking pictures of wild birds. One said Oh there's a beauty Where said the other on?look right there said the first as the pointed. _________ the leaves in that tree?

6)What do we call an extremist?

7)What did the student say about the teacher who was always impartial?

Possible Answers

Perpendicular

Parallelogram

Theorem

Hemisphere

Converse

Pyramid

Radical

So I was being stupid on the treadmill and trying to see how fast I could go and fell off. I cut off a portion of skin on my hand and its stinging but it looks like i only scraped the skin. On my knees I just scraped them but they keep stinging! And on my chest I just scraped it but its stinging too.. I dont think I broke anything because I still havefull range of motion. What should i do?

I don't have much money for my MP3 but I've narrowed it down to 2. The Sansa SanDisk Clip 4GB, or the Phillips GoGear Vibe 4GB. Does anyone have any experience with these? I am finding positive and negative reviews for both. Please help and Happy New Year!

My sister's moving out but I don't want to lose all the music she has on Zune. Can that be transferred to the flash drive?

I got a complaint from Animal control today because my dog was out and apparently we neglected him, so they looked and saw no straw in the doghouse( we have two but he doesnt use one of them) The one he does use has an old blanket in it. I called the office, and she told me you must have straw in the doghouse WHAT? He spends the night inside the house, and is in one of the warmest rooms. He's not exactly the smartest dog and weve tried straw, and he ate it.

I am trying a recipe for frosting to go on sugar cookies, can it be made with granulated sugar or does it require powdered sugar?

Diophantus was a Greek mathematician who lived in the third century. He was one of the first mathematicians to use algebraic symbols.

Most of what is known about Diophantus's life comes from an algebraic riddle from around the early sixth century. The riddle states:

Diophantus's youth lasted one sixth of his life. He grew a beard after one twelfth more. After one seventh more of his life, he married. 5 years later, he and his wife had a son. The son lived exactly one half as long as his father, and Diophantus died four years after his son.

How many years did Diophantus live?

(I do my own homework, i just dont get this)

Diophantus was a Greek mathematician who lived in the third century. He was one of the first mathematicians to use algebraic symbols.

Most of what is known about Diophantus's life comes from an algebraic riddle from around the early sixth century. The riddle states:

Diophantus's youth lasted one sixth of his life. He grew a beard after one twelfth more. After one seventh more of his life, he married. 5 years later, he and his wife had a son. The son lived exactly one half as long as his father, and Diophantus died four years after his son.

How many years did Diophantus live?

¡ Hola! Estoy en mi segundo año del español, y estamos teniendo un partido. Tengo que llevar un Argentenian postre. ¿Tienes alguna idea simple? puedo traducir. :) ¡¡Muchas gracias!!

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I rolled my ankle last night wearing heels and slipping on wet sidewalk. I heard a loud crackling noise,but didn't think anything of it. It hurt to walk in the first few seconds, but the pain wore off enough so I just went home. Now, this morning it hurts to walk fast, or put too much pressure on it.I've rolled my ankle before and it's never hurt the next day before... Do you think i sprained it? I can walk on it and it's not swollen.

My team looks a little like this

QB- Tony Romo

Matt Cassel

WR-Reggie Wayne

Jeremy Maclin

Patrick Clayton

Devin Hester

RB- Adrian Peterson

Jamaal Charles

Darren Sproles

Ladanian Tomlinson

TE- Aaron Hernadez

Tony Moeaki

Kellen Winslow

K- Adam Vinateri

Garret Hartley

D- Chiefs

So, Obviously, Romo is pretty much IR.

Do i make a trade , if so, who do i offer,

or pick up on of these guys

Matthew Stafford

Vince Young

David Garrad

Josh Freeman

Jason Campbell

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Mark Sanchez

Jon Kitna

David Carr

Chad Henne

Sam Bradford

Colt McCoy

Alex Smith

What would you reccommend? Making a trade, signing someone, or sticking with Cassel?

So i was making these delicious white choco chip cookies http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/White-Chip-Chocolate-... and I used about a tablespoon less flour then called for (not enough) I noticed when I was dropping them on the baking sheet they weren't very thick. I pulled em out and they all fused into one giant cookie/brownie. Was it the flour possibly? or just too close together?

So, I met this guy at VBS and I really like him, and now he's gone. :( I miss him like crazy and I doubt I'll ever be able to talk to him again. When will I ever get over him?

I bought some bananas a week ago but now they're browning :( I only have two left because I baked like crazy because noone would eat the bananas and I wasn't planning on wasting my money :) I've gone a little to far and don't wanna waste these last 2 bananas.

Here's What I've Got:

Brown Sugar

White Sugar

Powdered Sugar

Peanut Butter

White Chocolate Chips

Dark Chocolate melting chips( although they might be spoiled :( )

baking powder

nutmeg

baking soda

cinnamon

water

milk

eggs

NO BUTTER :(

vegetable oil

bread

That's about all my baking stuff :) Oh and vanilla and salt but not a ton of vanilla. Is there anything worth baking with my 2 bananas or shall they suffer a long death.

THANKS :)

So, last night my dad stepped on my foot... my pinky toe nail hurt but didn't discolor. Today i went swimming and I came in to do my nails and when I was removing nail polish from pinky toe nail it started falling off but didnt. It had a regular nail color just whiter. It pulled back but didn't pull off completely( but was hooked on by just a little bit). should i pull the nail off completely or let it sit there and why did this happen???

Maryssa Rose (pronounced like Marissa)

Alexis Grace

Sophia Rose

Isabel Marie

Keith Mitchell

John Michael

Ryan Matthew

Maryssa Elizabeth

Alexis Grace

Sophia Rose

Ryan Matthew

John Michael

Keith Allen

I got home yesterday and my 4 yr old lab had a cut under his eye. It was only about a cm long(if that) and one about 2 cm long was there too. It was a little red but this morning it looked like it was scabbing over. Should I do anything about this? I washed it but I can't use neosporin because he'll get angry. (please remember,he is a lab)

A. Sprite

B.Mountain Dew

C. Pepsi

D.Coke

E.Other (Rootbeer Dr. Pepper, Fanta,etc) (or if you don't drink soda)