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Joke: Monthly Budget!?
Kichhi Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA
His wife replied...
Dear Jita ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
KICHHI
2 Answers
- Anonymous10 years agoFavorite Answer
Very nice!
- ?Lv 44 years ago
actual, If she has been hiding expenses from you for this long, who's to assert what she is doing with the money; After she threatened to divorce you in case you narrow back her monies you provide to her from 3 hundred to a hundred and fifty, sounds to me a million of three issues. a million. She has a intense money spending problem - for sure yet pay attention me out; some human beings get money month-to-month and of their lives & are depressed and depressing - they have a money spending habit as they spend extra money on issues they experience somewhat extra advantageous and whilst the money is all long gone they experience complete interior, very happy, you are able to look up the habit on line its real. 2. Your spouse nevertheless has the money you gave her month-to-month and would desire to be exhibiting off to her acquaintances how plenty money she has via taking them out, or employing that money saving as much as get with yet another guy - its happend in the previous to different adult adult males or readying to go away you. 3. She isn't properly actually worth the time, if somebody yells at you precise away approximately money and not having extra desirable than they pick for kin concerns, then they are no longer approximately kin, sounds extra like she is overly grasping and which will harm your relationship for some years yet to come again till a divorce finally happens, as you pronounced your a youthful couple and he or she has no longer grown up. Im uncertain if it replaced right into a pre-mature marriage or what , yet its obvious you dont pick one in all those concern on your lifestyles,