Survey....Have you a tale to tell ?

No, I am pretty boring

A young girl named Lisa was left alone on several accounts as her parents worked late. Her parents bought her a dog to keep her company. One night Lisa was awoken by a constant dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it. The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too. She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again. But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again. The dripping continued, drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her cupboard. She opened the cupboard door, and there was her dog hanging upside down with its neck cut, and written on the window on the inside of the cupboard was, "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!!!"

Oh yes, my friend. Very good tales indeed. Not ponytails or cottontails, no they're Ducktales.

Woo woo.

Yes ...a sad tale...I miss my best friend in Yahoo.

Yes, a quite horrendous one, but I'm not prepared to go into the ghastly details on Yahoo.

Och you know me Stevie - I've always got a story or several to tell...Why use one word when you can use 142 instead?

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

Yes but no one is ready to listen

I have but all mine are quite unexpected you see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js7T-VTL91k

I have, but not on Q&A ... It'll be reported as "chatting"

No