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'My Favourite Things' theme from 'The Sound of Music'. Comical lyrics.....funny or not?
Comical lyrics especially for the elderly but you have to sing it to appreciate it.
I found it quite funny but what do you think?
Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
4 Answers
- Anonymous4 years ago
I continually computer virus my dad with the aid of fact he listens to stupid Jazz music. yet sluggish Jazz yet truly whilst im on my own and sense like this could be a foul day i pay attention to his music...Its the sensation interior music that makes us get fascinated in it... xoxox--music Fannn
- Anonymous10 years ago
Lol. Funny :)
- Anonymous10 years ago
pretty good!