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What your view folks, the wifes revenge ?

Wife was in the kitchen the other night counting out the 1 pence and 2 pence coins that she had saved in a jar.

All of a sudden she let out a massive scream and started giving me verbal abuse.

It was 5 minutes when I realised that she was probably just going threw the change ?

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
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    Ha, yeah that's really good but the typo took some of the sparkle off - it's 'through' not threw. Good effort thow

  • Chip
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and £7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

    "Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

    Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the £7,000?"

    "Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

  • 10 years ago

    Ya you are understanding her well. And family fights are quite common and are memorable . . .

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