Can kielbasa get you pregit?

I am still laughing was that once sober. When drunk kielbasa is pregit maker.

I got drunk in Mexico, I got pregnant 3 times.

I just don't understand what that girl was talking about.

As long as the cabbage wasn't fresh you are ok. Canned kraut has no impregnating powers

As long as it's administered orally, you're safe. Keep it out of the cabbage patch, though, unless you've got a lot of bread.

If you drink lots of vodka with it you may end up with little Polish Babbies & a husband named Stanley.

Unfortunately, you may soon wake to many little 'basas wanting Mommy to make them breakfast.

Sorry.

If you're a pig then yes.

If you wrap it around someone's weiner, then yes, it can.

It most certainly can, ask my wife...

Dumb question Troll. Be more creative. Everyone loves a creative troll.

Not if you first spread the buns wide, just be careful not to insert it into a little German...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................