If fossils and carbon dating prove that creationism is false, then how come...?

Why don't you come back when you are capable of forming a coherent question.

I was kicked out of medical school for saying diarrhea was hereditary, because it runs in the jeans (genes).

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Fossils are too few to prove much of anything.

Evolutionists destroy their own argument by creating a world 4.5 billion years old. By doing so, naturally we would expect a much, much greater number of things that were alive in the world over a longer period of time, and that makes the fossil record, by default, a much smaller proportion and much less representative.

(Yes, I know this kind of reasoning is several levels above the thinking of any atheist. I say it for the benefit of non-atheists here. You can't use such a tiny representative to form any conclusions. That doesn't work in any science.)

Because you touch yourself at night.

because of spicy mexican food?

So, you got it all figured out...

*stumped*