R&P: These have to be the most random lyrics I have ever heard?

Thats not random at all , there are some hidden meaning behind each line

*admires the lyrics*

Ever heard of a band referred to as T. Rex? i might want to under no circumstances comprehend the wind in any respect change into like a ball of love i might want to under no circumstances under no circumstances see the cosmic sea change into like a bumblebee and at the same time as i'm unhappy i slide I actually have under no circumstances under no circumstances kissed a motor vehicle before that is like a door I actually have continuously continuously grown my own before all faculties are unusual and at the same time as i'm unhappy i slide I actually have under no circumstances under no circumstances nailed a nostril before that is hwo the backyard grows i might want to under no circumstances comprehend the wind in any respect change into like a ball of love and at the same time as i'm unhappy i slide watch now i'm gonna slide -The Slider that is between the worst

I think those lyrics just went over your head, they're actually very deep and poetic.

Pretty much every Kool Keith song is random, he did spend some time in a mental institution after all.

"I would cut my legs and t*ts off when I think of Boris Karloff and Kinski in the dark of the moon"- Brandenburg Gate by Lou Reed & Metallica

I think he might have walked around his house and written about the things he saw. Or whatever came to mind

MQ: Girl, you thought it was a man, but it was a muffin!

MQ: Wow, probably those lyrics right there. Now that's weird! O_o

Have you listened to Pavement before?