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Joke: One weekend a lawyer decided to go bird hunting.?
One weekend a lawyer decided to go bird hunting. The lawyer found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches fall to the ground on the other side of the farms fence.
The lawyer climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over a farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird."
The lawyer says to him " your bird No Way, I shot this bird it is mine."
"No" says the farmer,"it landed on my property it is mine."
"Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you , you will lose and I will get the bird."
"No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here, we use the three kick rule."
"Ok" says the lawyer, how does that work?"
"I kick you three times as hard as I can, than you kick me as hard as you can three times and we keep going until one of us gives up."
"Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go."
"I'll go first" says the famer.
So the famer kicks layer as hard as he can in the groin. And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the famer kicks him right in the face. now just as the lawyer is thinking what he got himself into the farmer kicks him in the stomach.
After the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain he says ok now it's my turn.
No the farmer says, "I quit you can have the bird."
6 Answers
- Anonymous10 years ago
that's an old one but good!
- Anonymous10 years ago
-Ha ha ha ....U really made me smile.
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