Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

Your course of action seems to be the best possible so far. While you stay in the kitchen i suggest that from there, you go and make me a sandwich.

Because some racist Son-of-a-B**** thought it would be funny. You're supposed to seek therapy and consider that possibly you're in the closet not the kitchen.

*grumbles to self* a** holes trolling the internet should be the ones dead on the couch...

Is this a reference to an episode of Lost?

I remember Sayid got shot within the first few episodes of season 5 and then Hurley took him to his house to recover, before going to Jack to get medical attention.

Well did you do it? If so burn the body or dip it in a Hydrofluoric acid bath. If he just showed up either call you local skin heads I'm sure they have a use for him.

im sorry i didnt mean to leave that there when i get out og school i will come pick that up is 230 good for you? if not tell me a time. BUT dont touch it please i think it has flees

Why are their 24 dead ones? O3O

ask the dead person hehe

make sure he isn´t a zombie cause zombies with bombs are a pretty big deal...

I shot him, and what you do with him now is your problem not mine.

i got tired and had to leave him there