Atheists and Christians,why can't we agree?

bravo. i use this one all the time

A Creator creates the universe,

Translate to someone (a creator) set a Supercomputer to calculate the Universe with an unique input of variables that later turn in the universe as we know it.

So who really created the universe, the Creator or the Machine?

You may not be aware that the vast majority of creationists and other theists totally accept the validity of science. Including evolution.

Most christians accept evolution. Creationism is believing in literal biblical creation.

I agreed a long time ago. But they have some sort of extension to their google maps to show them where all the atheists live.

So basically

"Lets update our stone age beliefs to current, scientific breakthroughs. But no. No touch up on God."

Do you have evidence for a creator? No? Than you are more inconsistent than a fundie when it comes to the bible

I tried to take a nice approach and say maybe we're all right and we don't' know who is but nope, atheists are rude jerks!

That's deism. Doesn't fit either atheism or Christianity.

Atheists and Christians will even argue on the day of judgement too, don't waste your time. lol

That's why I go my own way from both of them.