should midgets be allowed to ride on escalators?

your an idiot, a small person can do what ever a 'normal size' person can. people have names! not labels!

Yes, I do. But sometimes I take it too far & go get a Slinky just to have a good laugh. Then the store manager has to come over to me and act all tough when he's trying not to laugh & he's wishing he would have thought of it.

Should kids be allowed on escalators?

People who stand on escalators shouldn't be allowed. Escalators were invented so that you can walk or run on it to get to your destination faster.

Should people who take obvious joke questions too seriously be allowed on here? I think some of these replies speak for themselves...

only a few steps ahead of me

I do not like them with their heads up my skirt

You just know they're looking up women's dresses

on the way up.

SHOULD PEOPLE LIKE YOU WITH LONG HEADS BE ALLOWED ON HERE..

Not unless they have training wheels

Only if nobody is there to toss them.