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Yidiot
Don't feed the Yidiot...and for gods sake don't encourage him. Due too my lack of enthusiasm I probably won't answer any emails ....but send em if you need to.
why does Jesus hate my vegetable garden?
Why does he let moles live there instead of my neighbors rose garden?
11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoSince I am prone to sunburn where would be the best place to expose myself?
to nature and the outdoor arts?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoWhat impact on global warming does queefing have?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHave you ever genuflected when you weren't in church or a titty bar?
BE HONEST!!
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoDo you feel filthy after watching a mixed martial arts match?
lotta assgrabbin goin on up in there
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoCan retards be prosecuted for crimes?
I mean, doesn't being retarded afford them an automatic pass?
7 AnswersLaw & Ethics9 years agoDO YOU KNOW WHO SHlT MY PANTS?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoDo you find it odd that I peruse YAP wearing assless chaps?
15 AnswersPoetry9 years agoIs there a test or something to tell if your cat is retarded?
My cat just stares out the window....... CONSTANTLY even when I'm talking to it
15 AnswersCats9 years agoThe hatred I hold for my neighbor's cat is consuming me....what can I do?
It is a grey cat and super fast, the neighbor is white and kinda slow (slow moving not like a dim wit)
14 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoHow many times can you punch an IHOP employee before it's considered assault?
It was a busboy and YES he was over 18yrs old AND he took my plate with THREE sausages still on it when I went to the crapper.
5 AnswersLaw & Ethics9 years agoI have a craving for corned beef and cabbage for tonight's dinner and need help with ingredient subsitutions?
I have 3 slices of bologna, 7 cans of tomato soup, full bottle of soy sauce, some stale fritos and several packets of sweet-n-low.........PLEASE HELP!!
9 AnswersCooking & Recipes9 years agoShortly after piercing my cats ears she has been constantly scratching and won't eat....any suggestions?
My cat is about two years old and has yellowish fur if that helps
10 AnswersCats9 years agodo you enjoy political poems?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
President Obama
is a big f'ing fraud who's woefully inept at not only being president but also at responding to letters I have written him asking that he find the nearest fence post and impale himself upon it okay I'm through
11 AnswersPoetry9 years agoI NEED HELP (not homework) WILL YOU HELP?
There is a turd in my bathtub
I swear it isn't mine
Before i left to go out drinking
the tub was clean, just fine
It wasn't till this morning
I discovered the massive log
I only share this with you
Because I've nowhere else to blog
A five point reward will be given
it's offered to all of you bards
Help me find this incontinent bastard
whose aim is off by yards
Write me a poem describing
the person whom you suspect
I'll check back in here later
after I disinfect
10 AnswersPoetry9 years agoshould midgets be allowed to ride on escalators?
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agowhere in the hell is my tv remote?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years ago