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How many times can you punch an IHOP employee before it's considered assault?

It was a busboy and YES he was over 18yrs old AND he took my plate with THREE sausages still on it when I went to the crapper.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    Sausage theft deserves a beating.

    Just tell the cops what happened,

    substituting 'donuts' for 'sausage'

  • Well, thank you. This made me laugh.

    And, last time I went to IHOP, I ordered sausage links and received four with a lovely pubic hair curled around one of them. Yes, that was the LAST time I went to IHOP.

    They seem to have a thing for mixing sausages with bathrooms and pubic hairs. Classy.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    His only concern was your palate. And he did not wish it damaged before ordering your after breakfast wine. You should thank him. And leave a large tip as well. Cold sausage can ruin your taste for a fine wine.

  • HEAVEN
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    you are allowed to trip them and call them names and also throw ur drink at them but you are not allowed to punch them.

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  • 9 years ago

    Once would be enough.

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