Since I am prone to sunburn where would be the best place to expose myself?

Allow me to ponder the question, and I'll get back to you.

Antartica

I used to expose myself a lot when I

was in Seattle, back in the 90's. I'm as pasty

white as you can get, and never got a freckle

on my schmekel.

The sun is that yellow thing people in other places see in the sky?

The thing that is there when it isn't raining or drizzling or cloudy?

We don't have that in western Washington so stay away from here.

Try stripping off in your bedroom and sitting on a copy of National Geographic.

On that PBS gardening show, yep, but make it a surprise for the cast and crew.

The Vatican of course... You can expose yourself to Madonna and babby Jesus.

I insist that you keep your clothes on, pal.

(Long time no see, Yidiot.)

In a whorehouse.