Has anyone of Canadian descent ever stolen a bacon sammich from you?

Only when it was Canadian bacon...

Yes, all Canadians steal and they are envious of our superior American bacon. Also, very few of them are able to make a decent sammich themselves due to inbreeding and losing fingers to frostbite and moose attacks and such.

The Canadian who stole my sammich got more than it bargained for cause I, knowing that there were Canadians lurking about, had spit on my sammich just in case something happened to it. I had also been keeping the bacon in my armpits for warmth.

No but I do remember that when I visited Niagara Falls I got rather wet. Damn those Canadians.

Yes, but they gave it back when they found

out the bacon was actually crispy, greasy

and good- and not patty shaped.

Where you been, ya silly bastid?

There is no death penalty in canada, so what incentive do they have to be honest?

Bastards better not even think about it!

**shrugs shoulders** I do not recall.