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The hatred I hold for my neighbor's cat is consuming me....what can I do?

It is a grey cat and super fast, the neighbor is white and kinda slow (slow moving not like a dim wit)

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Whenever I get consumed by hatred, I like to do shots of tequila and stroke the butt of my Winchester 70 Sporter Rifle until I calm down.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I don't really know what the neighbor being white and slow has to do with anything..

  • 9 years ago

    http://www.amazon.com/Barnett-Jackal-Crossbow-Pack...

    Be sure to buy the 'catnip' broadheads. Attach a "sorry we missed you" note to the bolt. Sign it: Time Warner Cable. Leave a TW magnet and doorhanger.

    Source(s): Edit: Hippie Chick reminded me: My father in law knows a trapper, so he got a cage for a cat that was crapping in his yard. By the time he was done weeks later, he had trapped and released 12 cats from his neighborhood. Flyers went up all around looking for "Missing Cat"
  • Cami
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Maybe take it for a little drive to another hood, drop it off and drive away a.s.a.p. Hope this helps.

    On the other hand, Timinator's idea could work...

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Fancy Feast + rat poison = happy Yidiot.

    Source(s): glad I could help
  • 9 years ago

    Move

  • 9 years ago

    Deal with it what could it possibly be doing that is that horrid?

    @ hank.. I hope a cat scratches your face off one night while your sleeping:)

    Source(s): Worth the violation
  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Get a dog and a warning sign that says "Warning, Dog will kill cats"

  • 9 years ago

    get over it, the cat could care less.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    white men are creepy

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