why does Jesus hate my vegetable garden?

Jesus hates zucchini. I know this because he sent a plague of slugs to devour all mine.

He must love the s *it out of tomatoes, lemon balm, dill and chives though because mine are growing like kudzu.

Didn't you know moles can be beauty marks. Moles are too busy digging to see that they are of a blind ambition. Do not invite them to your garden, and grow a few extra plants for them to eat. I suggest this.They will rototill for next year. If there are two and you accept that , then so will the third about your garden In Jesus name. it is far more rewarding to harmonize with the animals than it is to conquer and live without them from having significance to the land that we share. Besides do you thing a rat likes vegetables more than a juicy tomato worms as loved by birds as drug out by moles.?

Rose stems are moles' natural diet, so they are obviously retahded... You do have a point though, God made the retahded mole family and Jesus teleported them into your garden, try to sacrifice someone and get on the spooks' good side.

You have to wear a thorny crown while gardening to honor the Holy Mole.

Holy Moley! Golly Molly! This blasphemy makes me ticklish hehe.

Did you ever consider that jesus loves the moles?

Moles are carnivorous - they won't eat your plants. So, contrary to what you think, Jesus is actually torturing them with your measly carrots when what they really want is a nice juicy burger.

Jesus is not vegetarian. Because, he is not from India. He doesn't want to be a Jain monk.

As far as I know, no one has figure out how to grow cream corn yet

Yid,

J.C. was a man's man,and cared not

for vegetables

God hates figs. Are you growing figs?