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2 joke's to put a smile on your face?

After a hundred years at the bottom of the Atlantic,

Irish divers were amazed to find,

the swimming pool of the Titanic,

was still full

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a

ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes

the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just

30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French

army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists

http://www.teamsobermcc.com/jokes.htm

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I got the first one ,and it did put a smirk on my face! =) That one it pretty good!

  • 9 years ago

    Sorry, not funny and not a question according to ya terms. you are being reported.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    not funny

  • 9 years ago

    Not funny at all. Not one bit. -__-"

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