Help with my SpecTacuLaR Dream?

I went to my backyard and thought, Oh I haven't seen this before, I'll go explore for a walk.

It was sandy and on the beach, a beautiful expanse with a great view of costal cliffs ahead.

A huge explosion on top of the cliff a mile or two, or 2 kilometres or more away, was followed by a huge plume of thick grey smoke with, to my unseeable horror, at least one dark distant human body jetting up a fantastic distance vertically into the sky wiggling limbs all the way. It struck me with lightning horror,

(I can't remember, but hope to hell the sound was delayed by distance, unlike all movies, TV shows, and even darn documentares, which shatter reality.)

A shower of grey boulders of all sizes exploded up into the sky and, in the grimace of a mouth, expanded their threat to where I was. So I ran.

I just cleared their landing zone.