What is your bed like?

Comfy and room for two... hop in.

An old, top bunk bed. Minus the ladder. My cousin broke it.

My bed is hard as rocks. Try at your own risk.

My bed, strangely enough, is on horizontal position.

Before asking to try it out, I must tell you I'm a fakir. hmmmm.....

it has sheets, and a pillow, and hundreds of crumpled up tissues by the side

sure, just let me dust off the pubes

Messy right now.

nice

my whole room is a catastrophe

and no

It's a bit broken, and, no, you may not ...