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Mark
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Mark asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

Did you realize that corporations get married?

'Tis a fact, isn't it? As I recall, Northwest Airlines got married to Delta, and took Delta's name. Continental Airlines got married to United Airlines.

We have a law against POLYGAMOUS corporate marriages. It's known as Anti-Trust Law. But doesn't it make sense to say that our laws allow corporations to get married?

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  • 9 years ago
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    Oh yes, but is it a christian marriage and do they have a Christmas tree at the ceremony if it occurs in December. idk, but it such an important issue to talk about. Maybe Fox will cover that "breaking news" story?

    Unless, of course, one of the corporations has had little spinoff company babies before they tied the knot. How embarrassing!! : D

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Yes, and Corporations are also people too.

    Source(s): Republican rhetoric
  • Its a merge not a marriage .

  • 9 years ago

    Your question is silly. Mergers and buyouts are not marriages.

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