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have you ever had a funny pastor who made jokes?
my pastor made this joke and i still can not stop laughing .. my pastor was talking about how sometimes you see commercials for condoms or even billboards and he has come up with a new saying for Trojan .. Cover Me I'm Going In ...
no he said it to the whole church .. my pastor does not care he will say an off color joke anytime during service .. omg he is so funny
No Tim and I are still together and have been for 7 yrs
13 Answers
- 2blest2BstrestLv 79 years agoFavorite Answer
Yes, and that is good except when it is off color like this one and when they joke ALL OF THE TIME ... we had one that was a regular clown! We left that church.
God bless
Source(s): life - 9 years ago
Yeah i had funny Pastor,
he always used to tell this Joke which made me laugh like anything,
"Bible is Word of God"
- 9 years ago
"They say the Pledge of Allegiance violates the separation of church and state. How about the separation of church and altar boy? That's what I'm worried about."
BEST PASTOR EVER.
(I'm not even Christian, this is a friends pastor) I'm agnostic..
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- Anonymous9 years ago
I like your pastor!
My pastor has the driest sense of humor ever.
- JackLv 59 years ago
Yeah i had this one pastor who kept talking about this fellow who walked on water and could turn that water to wine. I couldn't stop laughing.
- Anonymous9 years ago
I'm atheist so, no.
"a new saying for Trojan .. Cover Me I'm Going In ..."
Now THAT is funny ;)
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- 9 years ago
Yep... Then a year later it was discovered that he was embezzling funds from the church... They 'Forgave' him then another year or so later they discovered another $50.000.00 missing and then he "Retired to help his daughter with her church in Illinois".
