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? asked in Pregnancy & ParentingBaby Names · 9 years ago

Craziest names you've ever heard?

I've heard some pretty weird ones, how about you? Also would you ever name your kid something like Facebook or Megatron? These are actual names look it up there's a whole story behind them. If so what crazy name would you give them? Please and thanks :)

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  • 9 years ago
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    I have personally met guys called Thor, Names, Chifley, Faryar (fire) and Matt. Full names, not nicknames. Well, unless you count going by their middle names as a nickname. Thor's first name is Pierre, and Chifley's first name is Anton. But both only ever go by their middle names.

    My sister has also taught a little boy called Fox and a little girl called Abrar (pronounced like the Ahh Bra). The poor girl.

    I also never thought that rumoured names like Baby Girl could be real. But then my friend's mum told my mum about a girl at her school. Either she had a daughter, or her family had another daughter, or it was she herself, called Baby Girl. Her name was literally Baby Girl. Or Babygirl, I'm not certain. And since it came from family friends (the mum especially), I know it's definitely true.

    And there are the dreadful spellings of names of people in magazines. The worst being Xzayviah (Xavier), Pypah (Piper) and Bazzle (Basil).

    But about the rest of your question, no, I don't think I'd ever name my kids super-weird names like those. I have a guilty pleasure list, with some oddities on it like Echo, but the weirdest names on my favourites list are generally after movie/TV/book characters, like Eowyn, Castiel, Daenerys, etc.

    If I had to name my children weird names, I'd use names off my GP list. I suppose they're very strange to some people, but nowhere near as bizarre as Facebook or Megatron. So I'd name a girl Daenerys Eowyn, and a boy Castiel Avery.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Craziest Names Ever

  • 9 years ago

    No, I would never give my kid a "crazy" name because they have to live with the ridicule and annoyance their whole lives. Some I've heard are:

    Fifi Trixibelle

    Diva Muffin

    Peaches

    Apple

    Tu Morrow

    Pilot Inspektor

    Audio Science

    Sparrow

    Bear Blu

    Pax

    Sage Moonblood

    Reignbeau

    Moxie Crimefighter

    Ja'Majesty

    Diesel

    Petal Blossum Rainbow

    Camera

    Bronx Mowgli

    Egypt

    Moroccan and Monroe

    Knox

    Scout

    Kal-el

    Messiah

    Source(s): the crackhead names of hollywood
  • 9 years ago

    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclll- mmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounces "Albin", don't ask.)

    Bon Qui Qui

    Shaikyla

    Renesme

    Ejay

    Anas

    Anali

    Quagmire

    Herbert the Pervert

    Nemo

    Stitch

    Lilo

    Ho'olawalawake'eaoka'aina'ikaponolani (Hawaiian)

    Leelu

    Nicki Minaj

    Vanina (Vagina LOL)

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  • 9 years ago

    I've heard some strange names but some of the weirdest are the international names I have come across. My cousin Kinsey's birth name in China was Yang Hai Fang pronounced Yong ha fong and they called her fong fong. My mil's boyfriend is Dutch and his name is Toon pronounced Tone, it's strange. I have a friend in Korea teaching English as a second language and she was telling me about some kids in her class with names that are beautiful in Hangul but in English would be totally ripped on like the little girl whose name is no joke Se Min. We had a foreign exchange student in high school whose name was Nga Ting, like nothing. The weirdest names I have come across in America are a little girl named Salt Anne Peppra and my good friend's son who she so ridiculously named Frank with her last name Lichtenstein, Frankenstein. Then of course there is my nephew whose name is no joke, Roman Alejandro Antonio Raymond Morales, he has two first names and two middle names. My sister jokes that if her next one is a boy he's not getting a middle name because Roman has enough to share.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    I watched a little kid named Quanzie we've had a Keeze, Velenicia, Marshanda, an Areola ( no kidding), an Orgejello, Dasha, and my personal favorite, even though it's actually a name, it was put together in the worst way possible: Mathias Ezekial Jedidiah Thomson. Can you imagine having to spell that??

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The whackiest names that I have personally come across are:

    Light, who was an ex-neighbor's son. At least his middle name was Brandon though. Still...Light Brandon. Who does that?

    My aunt (not by blood) named her baby girl Clara Thumbelina (**facepalm**). Grandma adamantly calls her Clara Angelina.

    I had a guy friend in school called Lexero. He just went by Lex. His middle name, and getting it out of him took me sneaking a peak at his ID, was Knight. Lexero Knight.

    And a while back I heard I pretty unpleasant lady at a store shouting at her child "Dogga". No, really. "Git over here, Dogga! You git over here right now! Dogga, you best listen to me! You wanna be in trouble?!" Lord.

  • Wahine
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Obviously, I (and no other person of sound body and mind) would never use these names. Unfortunately, children have indeed been dubbed with these monikers:

    Santa

    Mergatroid

    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclll- mmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (look it up, this is a serious name!)

    Apple

    Sunshine Daydream

    Metallica

  • 9 years ago

    Anyone who name their kid Facebook or megatron must be on drugs real bad. I have heard some bad names that makes me look at the parents like they lost their mind. things such as Vasectomy Clamidia Virgin. what are people thinking? Those kids will grow up with a complex. keep it simple John Scott Dave Brenda Leslie Marianne

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