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Vangorn2000
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Vangorn2000 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 9 years ago

Mary's husband wasn't Joseph...?

Mary's husband was actually named John, and he was quite fat.

Surely, you must have heard of Round John Virgin?

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    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    I believe you to be quite right.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Good thing Jesus didn't take the fat gene but he's taking so long to get back to Earth, he's like a fat guy trying to get off the couch: way too slow.

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