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CD asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Can Jesus eat shelled peanuts?

Don' they fall through the holes in his hands?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    He fills the holes with the ripped out souls of babies.

    This unintentionally 'slightly' rhymed.

    Source(s): Athiest.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    feeds himself with his feet

  • fiona
    9 years ago

    WTF IS THIS?! THIS ISNT EVEN FUNNY IM GUESSING YOU DONT BELEIVE IN HIM SO GO ASK REAL QUESTIONS!

    Source(s): THE BIBLE
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