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Anonymous asked in Home & GardenMaintenance & Repairs · 9 years ago

What kind of lubricant should we use? My boyfriend has this huge rod and he keeps trying to shove it in my?

special slot but it's just slightly too wide. He says if we could get it slippery enough it'd go in, but I'm afraid of staining which might happen with an oil based lube so I need advice.

Help?

I hope this is the right section . It was the first one Yahoo suggested.

Update:

A condom!! On a curtain rod!!!

Ewww....that's just nasty!

Update 2:

You people have bad minds.

Update 3:

S'OK Devin. No one here is into fvcking the retarded so your virtue is prolly pretty safe.

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  • 9 years ago
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    The cylinder shaft needs to be re-bored and the cylinder rod needs new piston rings. Staining inside the shaft is normal and does not affect engine performance if you regularly use a gunk cleaner such as CrudOut or CrankLube.

  • I am sure this is a joke, but if you are talking human anatomy use a water based one, especially if you are using a condom. Oil based lubricants can degrade the latex. Wet is a good one. If NOT human anatomy then WD40 or liquid wrench will do.

    Source(s): Experience.
  • 9 years ago

    First of all, you need plenty of foreplay and maybe he could give you oral sex first too. Ann summers do fab lubes, have a look on their website.

    Good luck :)

    Source(s): I have a boyfriend with a big dick and I have a teeny lady garden x
  • 9 years ago

    K-Y Jelly... Get it ina Drug Store, even some grocery Stores sell it..

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  • Rob O
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I'm not into the question here. I just want to say that I think I love you Jade.

  • 9 years ago

    That's disgusting.

  • 9 years ago

    Seems like his wont fit soooo how bout i try mine?

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    magerine , butter, ice cream, car engine oil, lots of possibilities there to try!

  • 9 years ago

    lmao maintenance and repairs gg

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    lmao

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